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Eliza Dushku
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January 2002 - Brad Smoley (Columnist)
Dushku! Gesundheit. Yeah, her name sounds like a sneeze, so what. Her name could be Eliza Ffppbbt - it wouldn't make her any less hot. I'm not sure what a "dushku" is, I don't know what they eat, I don't know how they reproduce... all I know is that she's never been hotter (2 points goes to whomever can name that reference). Actually, I'd like to find out about that whole reproduction thing. I'm willing to take one for the team and do the research. No, no, I'll do it, I swear.
To be completely honest, the only thing I remember seeing Dushku in until recently, was True Lies and she didn't do anything for me in that. Which is good, because she was only 13 or 14, and I'm no sicko. Well, not for little girls at least. I'm a sicko for cheese. Mmmm cheese. I'm enjoying a nice box of Cheez-It® Baked Snack Crackers right now in fact... oh, sorry if I seem distracted but I'm trying to do this and watch a Caps game at the same time. Anyway, it wasn't until last year's Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, that I decided to jump on the Dushku band wagon. Hey, I don't watch Buffy, so I had no idea who she was. Apparently she's a regular character on the show, but the recent surge in her actual movie career has made her put that on hold. Good move, Eliza.
In her spare time she dances and signs for def kids. I'd assume that means for kids like 'Lil Bow Wow, he's pretty def. Oh, shoot, that's deaf kids. That makes a LOT more sense. Really, she's been doing that since she was in the first grade, which I'm sure is very sweet, but the hockey game is back on... argh, okay, the only thing that's gonna get me to focus are those deeply sensual eyes of Ms. Dushku... DAMMIT Minnesota just scored! Speaking of scoring, back to Eliza, again. I promise there will be no more interruptions. I was talking about her damn sexy eyes, but hold up, what's this? Oh my, she's all-over sexy! Yeah, she's grown up quite a bit since her True Lies days. All those years of dancing does a body good. Very good.
Sorry again about the interruptions. If you must know, I'm cheating with this column because it's actually the beginning of February. Sue me. Anyway, you aren't interested in ANY of this. Go look at the pics already.
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